December 2011
105 posts
babarcriss:
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and video illegally.
teacher: okay class, listen, get out a piece of lined paper, fold it length wise, put your name, date, and period in the upper right hand corner, title it "____ notes", and number 1 through 25 without skipping lines
student 1: how do we fold it
student 2: do we skip lines
student 3: can i have some paper bro
student 4: do we have to title it
student 5: what's the date
me: i'm going to kill all of you
I stop being important once someone better comes...
I'm happy when I'm eating.
ayymaria:
If I don't like you, then I don't like you.
I'm one of those people,
rhonaldtumblr:
Who loves to joke around and make people smile and laugh. But I’m also the kind of person that can get serious in a heart beat. I know when to stop fucking around and get serious.
vinnybethename:
BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER !(; ORGASMIC. JAMIEBOOOOY (:
I'm scared of losing my parents.
hi-aj:
I know I’m taking my parents for granted. Seeing them do so much for me… and what do I give them in return? A huge attitude and complaints with doing favors for them.. I have just got to realize that I could lose my parents in just a second, or at any unexpected moment… I don’t know what I would do without them.
"i'm like a fireman. i turn the hoes on."