sirandreew: ryanisd0pe: sirandreew: ”...
ashleydarkness01: takumanishiya: ashleydarkness01: locdejonge415: buninakakke: fuckyeahuglyanimals2: Is she fucking retarded? That shit aint cute. And who’s that ghost in the background. Oh wait that’s just some white girl. The only retarted thing in this is your face and weird fingers. omg i cant… Omg. wow i’m so butthurtt zomg im going 2 kry!!!!11 Ashley do you want me to...
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.