May 2012
6 posts
May 14th
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May 7th
89,039 notes
teacher: do you understand now?
me: yeah, totally
teacher: walks away
me: the fuck did she just say
May 6th
156,081 notes
people: you're so mean
me: i'm nice i just dont like you
May 6th
29,800 notes
me: i should go on a diet
me: *eats cake*
me: *eats burger*
me: *eats gallon of ice cream*
me: *eats cookies*
me: *eats piece of lettuce to balance it out*
May 3rd
12,802 notes
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: dad i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: dad i don't do drugs
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
May 2nd
185,947 notes